Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Man: GASP! Why is my penis inside your vagina? Why do you keep thrusting and screami... Woman: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE! Man: Uh... what where am... Oh... Forgive me, I am a psychic and I keep getting premonitions of the near future... Moral: GASP WHAT ARE YOU FEMALE READERS DOING WITH MY PINGAS INSIDE YOUR MOUTH!

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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(Based on a few real life experiences) Man: Hey girl wanna hang out an.. Girl: OMG IMMA ORGASMIN YES I COME WIT YOU AND WE HAVE WILD SAX IN MAH DERTY PUSSY AND THEN YOU LIKK MY ASS GOOD AND CLEEN! Man: Uh... I think I left my wallet im my pocket... which I think is in my fridge.. at home... gotta go before the house burns down you know... "runs off"

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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