- Anti-Pickup Line

Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. sneeze

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

Whatever I'll just date myself.

Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

I may have never fcked a 10 before, but I did fck five 2's.

- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

You have lovely eyes. They'll look better in a pile on my floor in the morning.

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

Are you from Wales, because...well...

Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

By reason or by Strength, moral man has a serious side too, and I prevail. Moral: Threats... anyone in my unit threatening another would simply be thrown in jail for a couple of weeks, then kicked out, and using military equipment to threaten, trace and murder people is highly illegal. Asshole, troll or not, I will use my right and reason to have you removed permanently from the horsehead network if you persist.

-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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