hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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-Are you a dementor? Cuz you just took my breath away... -Expecto Patronum!!!

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! *dies* Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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