Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Im gonna rape you..

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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my dick is 2 inches

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