-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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Mario: Its a me Mario! Woman: Uhuh... Mario: Its a me Mario? Woman: Yeah you got a point? Mario: Okey dokey! Woman: So? Mario: Letsa go! Woman: Well okay, I mean *chews bubblegum* at least I know who you are and stuff... Moral: I once saw a red mushroom come out of a question block, so I just touch it with my Richard and... ...Wait ill take the green one, just in case, I good with what I have...

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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Man and woman in bed, as the man looks troubled: Woman: Hey you are not in the mood? Whats wrong? Man looking down his pants: SNAKE! ANSWER ME! SNAKE WHATS WRONG? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE! Woman: We arent gonna have sex huh? Man looks down pants again: Nuh huh... game over girl... game over...

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M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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