Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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all in all it was a good orgy

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years! Girl: SURE! Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking.. Girl: uh... okay... I guess.. Man: Drunk enough? Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man! Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go! Girl: WOHOO!

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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