-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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Hey girl, I May not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! ;)

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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