-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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haha

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Guy- Hey girl do u like math Girl-um, sure Guy- ok I got a problem... Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply the bodies.... What does that equal.... Girl- u and ur homo friends

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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