He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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GIRL: Has anyone ever told you how hansom you are? MAN: My mother, some of her older friends, and beautiful women your age that I end up sleeping with.

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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WOMAN! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW! Girl: But I do not even know you!? Man: Oh... uh.. hi sexy.. wanna get to know me?

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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Soon

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Man and girl talking: Girl: ARE YOU GETTING A HARDON? Man: You think I am a pervert or something? Of course not! Its just the hamster I keep between my ballsack!

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Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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