Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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