Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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I hate you already.

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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I think I shit myself

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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