Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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I'll eat your poop

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Criminals are even more smarter these days My wife woke me up in the middle of the night and said that there were burglars downstairs so I went quietly looking for them when I realised I'm not married

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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