Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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