How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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Man: Well I usually do not bang women your uh... particular size, I mean you are a bit too big for me and um... I got standards... nothing personal but... I uh.. well ok lets try... I guess I stick it here and... Man2: HEY what the hell are you doing to my trailer you drunk bastard! Moral: Standards... we all have it.... just not that much of it...

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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