imgonna r@pe you

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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Guy : Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Girl : No, why? Guy : Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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You look exactly like my sister.

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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