Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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