Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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You look... clean

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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