Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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Do you live around here often?

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Anti-Pickup Line

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