I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Man: DAMN BABE YOUR SO DAMN HOT I... Woman: You know what? Im so sick of you guys hitt... Man: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEEEEEEEEEES THIS IS DELISHUSH! Woman: WHAT HAPPENED? :O Man: Huh? Never mind, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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Man: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the MoralmanBitch! *Throws couch at woman* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH!* Woman: *dead* Man:Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up or ill have my way with you!... Moral got jugs! Moral: Works every time

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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