So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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