i am with stupid l l l \/

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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