Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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