Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

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Want to go out? No

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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