-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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Are you a parking ticket because I'm spending all my money on you and wish you were gone.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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