Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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my dick is 2 inches

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sound of zipper

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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cockface

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Gaywatch starts

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You smell just like my mom...

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Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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