he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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GET INTO DA CHOPPAH! Moral: IM LIEUTENANT JOHN KIMBLE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IMMEDIATELY! Whoos your daddy? YOU STAP IT! YOU IDIEOUT!

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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