Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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Excuse me, is the red bike outside yours? Because it is parking illegally, I'll have to take your details so I can report you to the authorities...

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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