“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Are your prices by the hour

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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