Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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So I caught my sister masturbating the other day, it was like lol hahaha you filthy bitch! Then she was like DONT TELL ANYBODY PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU THOSE BOXING GLOVES YOU WANTED SO MUCH! PLEASE! And I was like, NUHUUUH! The bed is full of piss and I totally got this on my cellphone, so you gonna pull up your panti... Oh you still looking for them LOL! Yeah, that was the subject I brought up at a bar... Sober, unless Redbull counts as drunk... Anti Pickupline as FUCK! Players Dont Use RedBull -Richard Nixon or whatever.

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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