-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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- You look really nice - I know

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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I think I shit myself

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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whats up ho

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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