Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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greetings clarisse...

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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