Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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2 fake blondes hitting on me. blondes: we're twins! me: so where are you from? blonde1: canada! blonde2 (at the same time): finland!

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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