-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Are your prices by the hour

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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who wants to play EPAR

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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