What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! *dies* Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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