I think I shit myself

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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