Macho Man: Release the BOGUS! Woman: What? Super Macho Man: Never mind... no one will get this anyways... wanna go to McDonalds and get a Little Mac? Woman: Ok but I want a Big mac! Macho Man: What is a Big mac? Is it stronger than a little Mac? Woman: Huh? What do you mean? Macho Man: Sigh... and I actually fought Mike Tyson you know... Woman: So you are a boxer huh? Who are you gonna fight next? Macho Man: Sigh... Mr.Dream... Woman: Who the hell is that? Macho Man: a nobody...

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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-Get in the Van

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I'll eat your poop

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Jdkfk

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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