In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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