Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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