-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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