Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Man - Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? ;) Wowan - Hell no. Man - Ah, I see... And what about you? Can I?

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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