Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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Handsome rich looking man: I would like to take you somewhere nice, maybe watch a movie at the cinema, then we could go to my place and have a romantic dinner.. finally... Girl: YES YES! Man: as I was saying... Finally I can make sweet love with your dog...if its fine by you... Girl: wtf?

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I'll punch ya!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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