Stop Footing Around

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Man and woman in bed, as the man looks troubled: Woman: Hey you are not in the mood? Whats wrong? Man looking down his pants: SNAKE! ANSWER ME! SNAKE WHATS WRONG? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE! Woman: We arent gonna have sex huh? Man looks down pants again: Nuh huh... game over girl... game over...

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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At a bar. M: I so wanna sex you! W: What? :) M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA! W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :( M: Stop screwing with me bitch! W: I dont have no itch... :/ *The man gets insulted and leaves* Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though... Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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