Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves* Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

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I am typing it here for exposure which means I am no sellout because I admitt I sell out, just like I did not crash because I admitt I did. This one is real: Me meeting my childhood friend (a girl, with huge boobs... Which she had reduced because back problems... Fucking reduction pointless invention!) Tina: You where and will always be like a brother to me Nero. Me: Aww... Well... Tina: A fucking sexy brother back then... Well and now! Me: O_O. I am married, so I called my wife and asked if its okay, she said can I join? And well, why do you think I am so wired now... ROUND TWO... F*CK!

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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