From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Guy : Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Girl : No, why? Guy : Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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