NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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greetings clarisse...

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

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