Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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Actor walks in street... Woman: HEY ITS YOU! THE GUY THAT PLAYED GANDALF THE GAY!... Uh I mean Gandalf the GRAY! Actor: WRONG WOMAN! I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNETISM! Moral: Please take no insult Esteemed Mr.Ian McKellen you are a fantastic actor... as for the rest of you, feel free to feel as insulted as you want... I mean its your own trucking choice :P.

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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At a bar (for originality`s sake :P) Man: Hello would you want to come home with me and uckucukucekcuah cough... AAAAAARRrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dies of heart attack) Woman: Wow that was an original line, ok ill come home with you... err... hello... uh... is everything okay? Moral: Despite this "joke" death is rarely a good pickup line.

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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He: You're as pretty as a picture. She: Thank you. He: Unfortunately, it's a picture of shit. She: -__-

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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