Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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At a moral man bar... "the most awesome place on earth": Man: I thumb down my comments now, and somehow they end up thumbed the next day... Woman: Uh... what comments? Moral: Be specific... or at least dont brag to pick up chicks... now if you wanna be yourself and could not give shit about the rest, then go ahead! It will actually improve your chances!

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-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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