- Anti-Pickup Line

-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

-Do you like me? -No

Sigh, reminds me I am banging a girl named Tina, and one named Line right? Plus my wife whose name I wont reveal because she matters (Line, Tina, you do not!) Anyway, when people ask me "what the hell was that noise Nero (No idea what Neronism is, fuck him for stealing my name) I tell them "meh I was just screwing Line and Tina" People always go like... Man... YOU DONT HAVE TO LIE TO ME SON! YOU GOT STREET CRED HERE MODAFOCA! Tina and Line? You cant come up with better names SON? EH? If you wanna lie to me again SON, Then you get some original names SON! And I go like... So, can your sister sit down now? And he goes all like SHEET, was that you? Nice score man! And then I went "thats your sister you know that right?" Anyway, you want me now? INSTA ANTI PICKUPLINE... BECAUSE WHO NEEDS PICKUPLINES AT ALL! I AM JUST BEING MEEEEEEEEEEE! AND YOU MIGHT HATE ME!!!!!!! BUT YOU WOMEN STILL END UP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU HATE THAT GUY YOU FUCKED LAST NIGHT! AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! Man... I need another Smoke... SMOKE WINS FAILTALITY. Ps: Yo Harris, stop congratzing me for banging your sister, she is not a nice catch for youz! She is your sistah DUDE! STOP GIVING ME THE THUMBS UPS EVERYTIME SHE COMPLAINS HER ASS IS STILL SORE... I mean does he get it? Or does youz congrats me because you dont understand that Rebecca your "innocent" sister is really into anal something I usually just reserve for the... actually good girls...

Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. sneeze

Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

Whatever I'll just date myself.

If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

Does it smell in here or it just you?

Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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