- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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Man, no im still waiting,need to get my kids, hope its fine son, okay punches, captain falcon, but you break my jaw, I wont even ask for you to pay the bill, ill expect it. Man, good times, honestly, i was not even drunk, I was high as shit, never again tho, they did not tell me it was "magic tobacco" until I started seeing numbers NUMBAS! Hey, mind if I come stay sometime? I mean we really miss you son, you always at the fuckhouse now. Just me and... Well the gang... Just like the twelve of us, tell me who you dont want to invite and ill bounce him out for you. Man dog, that chick I punched down was pretty as fuck, she would have been my wife... Anyway just fucking happy finally a real car dude! If she fucks you to death, you gonna go out young and a Legend among gods, let her keep on sucka! (just don forget bout my sis huh? She asks about you too fucking much already) Man, you got me typing almost as much as you dog, anyway is you know, in four hours allright? If not screw my kid, I need a car ill get him a cab.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Man: You got such beautiful eyes... they are so round and sensual, so full of life and bouncy and... Woman: Those are not my eyes! Man: TITS! I meant TITS! Damn I thought I had screwed up my chance to pound you`re ass for a second there... PHEW!

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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