Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Man: What did you say this horrible machine did look like? Woman: It was terrible it was like a man sized yellow and red robot that shoot lasers! After I refused its offer to come home with him he shoot lasers and destroyed my house... buah ;( ;( Man: That is terrible! Despicable! We have to do something about this! Such a beautiful supermodel should never go trough such a terrible atrocity! Woman: Buah... sigh... sniff... I know... but it was terrible! Man: so so my lady... you can come live with me in my giant mansion and we can have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves and relax... ;) Woman: Thank you Mr.Stark... Man: Oh Just call me Iron Ma... I mean Tony!

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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all in all it was a good orgy

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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