My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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"You'll do."

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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I think I shit myself

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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