Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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nice kid... want another?

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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