So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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Your hair is really beautiful. Thanks. Can I make a wig out of it?

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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