Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! *Woman laughs* Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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