The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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