If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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How much does a polar bear weigh? On average 1135 lbs.

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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-Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -Enough to break the ice? -Ummm... yea... *silence*

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Real life number XX: Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there. Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it... At nighttime: Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me! Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually? Me: Yeah! duh! Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little? Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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