Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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my dick is 2 inches

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Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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Golf.

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Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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EVERYONE ELSE

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