you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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