Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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Hey, you want a ride?

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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