Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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Your eyes are the color of my toilet water.

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