- Anti-Pickup Line

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

Man: Desperate for sex? Woman: Actually, kinda... Man: Great! Woman: :D Man: Because you see, my grandpa is dying of aids and wants to spread his disease so part of him can live in... Where you going? Moral: Desperate for sex? Too bad I have a pulmonary infection rite nao.

I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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