Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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why are you you touching me ????

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Man: Hey... wanna join me at my big mansion and have a friendly discussion? Girl: A mansion eh? Well.. sure! At the mansion: Man: MUAHAHAHAHA! I am gonna r@pe you! Girl: NO PLEASE! I am not drun.. uh not ready yet! 5 minutes later: Woman: OUCH! ouchie! That hurts! Stop it! ITS TOO HARD! Man: HAHA AND TAKE THIS GRAPE! AND THIS GRAPE! Oh... never mind this is one has turned a raisin... AND THIS GRAPE!... so uh... anyway wanna move on to the "lovers room" later? Want some more Champagne by the way? AND THIS GRAPE, AND THIS ONE IS REALLY BIG AND HARD! GET READY! Woman: Yeah sure... sigh... just get done with this weirdness already... damn these eccentric millionaires... OUCH! OOF!

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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I hate you already.

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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who wants to play EPAR

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Do you live around here often?

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Whats yo sign? Do not enter!

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