Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Lesbihonest

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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