From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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