Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice... and throw you into the freezing water and drown you, because you're really ugly.

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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