Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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