Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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"Don't scream"

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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