-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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imgonna r@pe you

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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