Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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you look like my mother

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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