Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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