i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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