WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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free candy....

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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