Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Nice legs what time do they open

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Want to go out? No

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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haha

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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