"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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Whats yo sign? Do not enter!

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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Real life again: I was about sixteen: Girl: Hey I hear you are good at tekken tag! Me: Yeah, but I dont play videogames anymore (a lie in order to appear "cooler") Girl: I am pretty good too! I love Kuma and Panda Me: Well, okay... Girl: Want to play with me? Me: Meh... Girl: But I really want to play with you if you know what I mean ;) Me: I dont play tekken... Girl: Not even... "Tekken" ;) ;) Me: Nah... Moral: I am a late bloomer to say the least...

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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You smell just like my mom...

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Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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