-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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you look like my mother

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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