How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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-Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -Enough to break the ice? -Ummm... yea... *silence*

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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