Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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Man: Hey lady, wanna come home with me? Woman: A man like you :D would ask a woman like me? I... I cannot believe it... sniff... excuse me this is so beautiful... ;D I want to of course of course I want to... Man: Want to? Woman: Tell you to go screw yourself moron! Man: But you said beautiful as you looked into my eyes and seemed so happy... Woman: Yes I was looking at my reflection in your eyes to avoid having to look at your disgustingly ugly face! REJECTED like a SONIC BOOM! (now that one was for the non lesb... I mean non drunk women, see? I am quite equal, even to the weaker, yet hot gender)

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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