- Anti-Pickup Line

-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

girl:go away! boy:okay girl:i need space boy:okay just one meter girl: no i"m not kidding boy:i know girl:my mother hate's you boy:i hate her too.! girl:we are now break boy:okay i"m hungry lets eat! girl:you don't understand me boy:no i"m understand you girl:you are philosopher i hate you boy:what? girl:nothing at the end of the story they loved each other

Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

Sex?

Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

Anti-Pickup Line

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