You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Guy: Your eyes are like the stars. Girl: Is it because the way they sparkle? Guy: No because they are really far apart.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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