- Anti-Pickup Line

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! walks away disgusted Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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