This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Mario: Its a me Mario! Woman: Uhuh... Mario: Its a me Mario? Woman: Yeah you got a point? Mario: Okey dokey! Woman: So? Mario: Letsa go! Woman: Well okay, I mean *chews bubblegum* at least I know who you are and stuff... Moral: I once saw a red mushroom come out of a question block, so I just touch it with my Richard and... ...Wait ill take the green one, just in case, I good with what I have...

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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sound of zipper

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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