Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together. Look underneath, it says jk.

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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