If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Am I having a erection or am I just glad to see you? Moral: My d1ck in my hand is HARDly a better option than my d1ck in a bush.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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