-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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