I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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Penis. I got it

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Stop Footing Around

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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