Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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I have a gun.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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