Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! *Woman laughs* Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Twinkle winkle little star, cuz my star is what you are... Moral: Heh, that one might actually work if you do it spontaneously and mean it, damn I keep failing at making bad pickuplines, I am so good I cannot fail! I WANT TO FAIL! (Legal disclaimer: Not really I just go hi-wire after... "flirting" yeaaaaaaah lets be subtle now "Moral" Man)

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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