You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

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