Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

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imgonna r@pe you

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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Guy enters a bar: Guy: I have some really bad self-esteem and would really apreciate if someone would give me a chance and... Gorgeous woman: Hey, I would love to get to know you, and maybe take you home and... Guy: WHAT? THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME! I CANT HANDLE IT! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! (Runs out of bar screaming)

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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"Don't scream"

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Mario: Ey princess, wanna make the sexy time eh? Princess: With a fat Italian plumber? HELL NO! Bowser: MWAHAHAHA I AM SO GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY SPINY DICK! Princess: HELP HELP MARIO I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST SAVE ME! NO BOWSER PLEASE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE! ITS TOO TIGH... Shigeru Miyamoto: So this is how I wanted to make the Super Mario series... sexy eh? Girl: DISGUSTING! Shigeru Miyamoto: Well what do you think about the idea with Monkey Dong and the other girl tha...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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