You allergic to semen?

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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