Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Man- According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear. Woman- Yes, I am! Man- Damn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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