Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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