Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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Guy texting random girl: *u must b wearing space pants cuz ur a*s is out of this world *no im wearing baseball pants cuz my a*s is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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I'll eat your poop

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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- You look really nice - I know

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

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Nielsen: Nice beaver! Woman: Thanks! Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice p*ssy Woman: Ah! Thank you! (cat meows) Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice wet vagina. Woman: Is this in the script? Director: CUT! Nielsen: What? Cant a man improvise? I mean OJ does it, and he is quite the nice fella... Moral: "Quite the nice fella" Yeah reminds me of good old dad, nice to everyone, and could take a lot of shit, but as much as I asked him how he was doing, I got an uppercut to the face and a nice trip in a ambulance... Started when I was 4, I crushed his upper Jaw in self defense when I was 16... ah... hmm... Why am I sharing this? Then again why not... When have I not spoken my mind.

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Wanna have sex?

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