-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Glass Basketball

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Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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So I caught my sister masturbating the other day, it was like lol hahaha you filthy bitch! Then she was like DONT TELL ANYBODY PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU THOSE BOXING GLOVES YOU WANTED SO MUCH! PLEASE! And I was like, NUHUUUH! The bed is full of piss and I totally got this on my cellphone, so you gonna pull up your panti... Oh you still looking for them LOL! Yeah, that was the subject I brought up at a bar... Sober, unless Redbull counts as drunk... Anti Pickupline as FUCK! Players Dont Use RedBull -Richard Nixon or whatever.

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Why are peploe gieving me thums up al of soodden? Moral: Its scawwy, normally the moral is what protects my genius comments from getting thumbed up.

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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