-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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whats up ho

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Anti-Pickup Line

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