Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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GET INTO DA CHOPPAH! Moral: IM LIEUTENANT JOHN KIMBLE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IMMEDIATELY! Whoos your daddy? YOU STAP IT! YOU IDIEOUT!

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Get in the van.

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Guy : Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Girl : No, why? Guy : Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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