You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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sex me.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Man: Lets have some fun ;) Woman: Sure! Man: Starts telling jokes. Woman: Funny but I thought... Man: What? Woman: Well its a bit uh... silly of me but I thought that we where getting at your place, having a drink and... Man: What? I said fun, not date rape! Woman: Wow... this is really getting nowhere is it? Author: Hell no! Moral: This "anti-pickup" was not even finished and you want a moral too? Pssssssssssssssssshhhhh....

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