Why are peploe gieving me thums up al of soodden? Moral: Its scawwy, normally the moral is what protects my genius comments from getting thumbed up.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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Jdkfk

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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