boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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