Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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WOMAN! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW! Girl: But I do not even know you!? Man: Oh... uh.. hi sexy.. wanna get to know me?

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Man enters bar: Man: is there any... I mean ANY woman that would not instantly reject me here? If there is, I would like her... or in worst case scenario, HIM that she/he is very special to me and has the most beautiful eyes ever... THANK YOU

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Mom im sixteen and after watching some japanese cartoons and dads gone, I wonder if I can... Son please put your pants back on! But mom! Im the man in the house now, so I invited my friends so you and I can have a stamina sex contest and... Moral: If she does not tell you to put up your pants... Well, you are the man in the house son ;)

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Im gonna rape you..

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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