man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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Wanna have sex?

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Woman: Hey hot stuff! Are you new around he... Man: Eh, I am not comfortable with women hitting on me, even hot ones like you, its just uh... awkward and... Woman: uh sorry, its not like I was hitting on you nor anything ;), Why dont you hit on me? Man: Uh... I err.. how you... uh... *the guy proceeds to stare at the floor for the next five minutes then runs out crying* Moral: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Man: Wanna come home watch my REALLY big stamp collection? ;) ;) Girl: Sure ;) ;) At home: Man: Why are you taking your clothes off? Girl: Uh... nevermind... Moments later: Man: And this one is a rare misprint from 1980, and this one is actually quite common but.., Girl: Sigh... :(

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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