Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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rohypnol. rape drug

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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Are your prices by the hour

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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