- Anti-Pickup Line

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Penis. I got it

Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! Woman slams man with baseball bat Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

Anti-Pickup Line

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