- Anti-Pickup Line

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Wanna have sex?

Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

Man: Desperate for sex? Woman: Actually, kinda... Man: Great! Woman: :D Man: Because you see, my grandpa is dying of aids and wants to spread his disease so part of him can live in... Where you going? Moral: Desperate for sex? Too bad I have a pulmonary infection rite nao.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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