Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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