I hate you already.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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At a bar. M: I so wanna sex you! W: What? :) M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA! W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :( M: Stop screwing with me bitch! W: I dont have no itch... :/ *The man gets insulted and leaves* Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though... Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Sex?

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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