HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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are you on fire?

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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hey bitch

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sex me.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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