You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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Dude: Do you have insurance on you ass? Gal: Why? Dude: Because Im about to hit it. Gal: I hope you have insurance on your face (punch).

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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free candy....

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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