You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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whats up ho

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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hey bitch

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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