Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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Male: Get in the van.

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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