Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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M - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. F - Yeah, it's too bad that N and O are already together.

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Glass Basketball

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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