-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

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Want to go out? No

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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