Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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Man enters bar: Man: is there any... I mean ANY woman that would not instantly reject me here? If there is, I would like her... or in worst case scenario, HIM that she/he is very special to me and has the most beautiful eyes ever... THANK YOU

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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you look like my mother

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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