Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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