- Anti-Pickup Line

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

I'll punch ya!

Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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