Mario: Its a me Mario! Woman: Uhuh... Mario: Its a me Mario? Woman: Yeah you got a point? Mario: Okey dokey! Woman: So? Mario: Letsa go! Woman: Well okay, I mean *chews bubblegum* at least I know who you are and stuff... Moral: I once saw a red mushroom come out of a question block, so I just touch it with my Richard and... ...Wait ill take the green one, just in case, I good with what I have...

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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who wants to play EPAR

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Excuse me, is the red bike outside yours? Because it is parking illegally, I'll have to take your details so I can report you to the authorities...

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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- I'm a weatherman, and I'm predicting 9 inches tonight ;) - Oh? Well weathermen aren't always accurate, so it's probably more like 3 inches.

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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