-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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