No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Guy: What's your name? Girl: Damisha. Guy: I can't believe it! You're called just like my highschool's platonic love. Girl: Impossible, I just made it up.

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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