Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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