Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!! girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?! guy: yeah...well...uhh...maybe.........no not really... girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!ck...now!!!! guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it *unzips his pants and pulls out his nub* girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke... guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!! girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to judge...no point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch porn and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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-hey, come here a minute.

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