How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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Do you live around here often?

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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-I love you.

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