You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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You smell just like my mom...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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who wants to play EPAR

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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