With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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