- Anti-Pickup Line

-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Anti-Pickup Line

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