Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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