So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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Big Black Guy: Yo, whats your name there sexy? My name is Tyrone Bigs Dicks, but my NBA teammates call me Mr.BigDingDong, I play for the HUGE Chicago BIGC0cks if I seem familiar to you ;),... Woman: Wow, awesome ;) and why do they call you that? Big Black Guy:Sigh... I was afraid you would ask... I actually got no idea... But I do not think there are any Big HUGE hard facts... Woman: :/ Big Black Guy: Where you going? Hey! Moral: Lol cannot stop laughing myself! "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE PRESENT TO YOU THE HUGE CHICAGO BIGC0CKS!

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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