can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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-hey, come here a minute.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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