Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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