Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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jack sanders

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Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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