- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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At a bar. M: I so wanna sex you! W: What? :) M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA! W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :( M: Stop screwing with me bitch! W: I dont have no itch... :/ *The man gets insulted and leaves* Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though... Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS! Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first... At his house: Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and... Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :( Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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are you on fire?

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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