If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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Do you want to see something swell?

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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