Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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cockface

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Do you live around here often?

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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-Get in the Van

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-hey, come here a minute.

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I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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