on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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