- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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*Girl walks into restaurant* - Hi, are you sap666 from the dating site? - I'm going to kill your family! Since then, socially awkward penguin never dated anymore....

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