Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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who wants to play EPAR

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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