To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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