-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Want to go out? No

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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-Do you like me? -No

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Hey wanna smash pissers?

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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