Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Hey wanna smash pissers?

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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- You look really nice - I know

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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Your eyes are the color of my toilet water.

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