Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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Male: Get in the van.

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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Guy: hey, we have been friends for a long time but I really need to tell you something Girl: omg I love you too :D Guy: what, no no. I'm a zoophilic

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