- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you'd enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

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Girl: I like a romantic man. Man: oh yes? Girl: Yeah he would have to sing to me... Man: Ehem... cough... okay here goes:Madness? Madness! Madness? Madness! Girl: What? Man: THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A A-A-A-A-A! THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! A-A-A.... Girl: EEEK MY EARS! *runs away* Man: Wait where are you going I am not even finished singing my youtube sparta mix!! Moral: When its hot, they pinch back, *wheeze*

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