I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Man: Hello there my name is... Woman: I wish you where water... Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast. Woman: You did not let me finish! Man: Whatever, gotta go... Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨ Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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