Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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sex me.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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Get in the van.

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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