Lol, waifu and Rebecca are like "do you have to type so much? Come back prince charming... ...I Am all NO! AND CALL ME MASTER BISON. SO ANYWAY SHORT coMMENT SEE? I DONT HAVE TO TYPE AS MUCH! AND NOW THAT THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING BECAUSE OF MY SHEET HERE I JUST KEEP TYPING YOU KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE HANGING OVER ME AND I CANT MOVE.:: GIrls read this: (not you ladies not yet, I am talking about my gals here) IF YOU WANT ME TO JOIN YOU, MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO EACH OF YOUR SIDES, SO I CAN GET UP, YOU CAN SQUEEZE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER SO I CAN DO YOU BOTH. Lol Rebecca is all like "He is not really posting that stuff right? "Hey Nero you are not going to post that stuff are you? Lol Harris, does your sister know me again? Ps: Dont worry folks, I mean Harris is like my bro from another ho, seriously, I bang his sister, he goes like "THERE IS A GOOD CATCH SON!" And kept giving me the thumbs ups when she liked Anal too much and could not sit. ANYWAYSSSSSSS SHORT COMMENT GET! (Sorry id type more, but I think my dick is alive again... IT MUST DROWN IN THE JUICES OF WITCHES OF ENCHANT! "I wont post this Rebecca? Lol, you know why I do not care about their opinion Rebecca lady" BECAUSE I AM AWESOME, AND THEY ARE NOOOOOOOOOOT! Oh you do not want your bro to know... Rebbeca chan... Your bro just sent me a thumbs ups and "take good care of her bro" Yeah let me put this incredibly good laptop away and show you. Ps: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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