If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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