Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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(Based on a few real life experiences) Man: Hey girl wanna hang out an.. Girl: OMG IMMA ORGASMIN YES I COME WIT YOU AND WE HAVE WILD SAX IN MAH DERTY PUSSY AND THEN YOU LIKK MY ASS GOOD AND CLEEN! Man: Uh... I think I left my wallet im my pocket... which I think is in my fridge.. at home... gotta go before the house burns down you know... "runs off"

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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Golf.

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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