- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Do you want to see something swell?

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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Man: Hey babe ;) I may not be the smartest guy around, but look at these muscles! (flexes like crazy). Girl: Sorry, I am blind... Man: Oh... do you hear my sexy raspy voice though? Girl: Sorry I am also deaf... Man: Oh... (leaves) 2 Weeks later: Man: HEY THAT WOMAN TRICKED ME! SHE SAID SHE WAS DEAF BUT WAS CAPABLE OF SPEAKING! DEAF PEOPLE DO NOT SPEAK!.... I think...

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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greetings clarisse...

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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I think I shit myself

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