- Anti-Pickup Line

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

wanna go halves on a b*stard?

Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an ahole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like st!"

If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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