MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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whats up ho

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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