I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Sex?

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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-Do you like me? -No

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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