I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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