Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Male: Get in the van.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Man: You got such beautiful eyes... they are so round and sensual, so full of life and bouncy and... Woman: Those are not my eyes! Man: TITS! I meant TITS! Damn I thought I had screwed up my chance to pound you`re ass for a second there... PHEW!

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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I am typing it here for exposure which means I am no sellout because I admitt I sell out, just like I did not crash because I admitt I did. This one is real: Me meeting my childhood friend (a girl, with huge boobs... Which she had reduced because back problems... Fucking reduction pointless invention!) Tina: You where and will always be like a brother to me Nero. Me: Aww... Well... Tina: A fucking sexy brother back then... Well and now! Me: O_O. I am married, so I called my wife and asked if its okay, she said can I join? And well, why do you think I am so wired now... ROUND TWO... F*CK!

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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