Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Mario: Ey princess, wanna make the sexy time eh? Princess: With a fat Italian plumber? HELL NO! Bowser: MWAHAHAHA I AM SO GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY SPINY DICK! Princess: HELP HELP MARIO I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST SAVE ME! NO BOWSER PLEASE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE! ITS TOO TIGH... Shigeru Miyamoto: So this is how I wanted to make the Super Mario series... sexy eh? Girl: DISGUSTING! Shigeru Miyamoto: Well what do you think about the idea with Monkey Dong and the other girl tha...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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