Lesbihonest

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Stop Footing Around

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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Big Black Guy: Yo, whats your name there sexy? My name is Tyrone Bigs Dicks, but my NBA teammates call me Mr.BigDingDong, I play for the HUGE Chicago BIGC0cks if I seem familiar to you ;),... Woman: Wow, awesome ;) and why do they call you that? Big Black Guy:Sigh... I was afraid you would ask... I actually got no idea... But I do not think there are any Big HUGE hard facts... Woman: :/ Big Black Guy: Where you going? Hey! Moral: Lol cannot stop laughing myself! "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE PRESENT TO YOU THE HUGE CHICAGO BIGC0CKS!

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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