here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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-I love you.

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Gaywatch starts

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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