A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Drink this!

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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