Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Woman: Seriously you are like the perfect man, I barely even met you and want to marry you already! What is your name by the way? Guy: My name is Le Petite Chessedeburger Withnowhitesauce! Woman: I am gay by the way, gotta go feed my uh... my wife yeah my wife.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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