- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my Cck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my Pssy, oh wait you'll never get it

- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

This doesn't have to be a rape.

You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

Anti-Pickup Line

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