Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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I have no gag reflex.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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At a drinking place :P: Man: You dare mock the great Sh... Woman: I am sorry I did not mean to humiliate that much... ehehehehe you are just a stupid jlttle nerd and all... :) Man: You will die moral... Woman: What?! Uh... did I mention how awesome you are? What was your name again? Man: You weak pathetic fool! 8 hours later: Woman: Please! Let me stay! Just for a little longer! Barman: Sigh... fine have a drink on the house. Woman: *sips drink and dies* Barman: Mission complete sir, she died instantly! Man: Instantly without pain? THAT WAS PATHETIC! Now... SUICIDE! Barman: No I refuse! Man: Drink it... or face the true WRATH OF SHAO KAHN! Barman: The true wrath? ANYTHING BUT THAT!*Punches himself in the balls hoping he dies from the pain, passes out and tries again* Man Is That your best? That was pathetic! Its official, you suck! Bhahahahahahaha! Moral: Fear the Wrath of Shao Kahn!

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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