Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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