- You look really nice - I know

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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Hey, you want a ride?

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Hey girl, you a single mom I heard, I love that. Really? :D SURE! Hey just between us, how sexy are your kids on a scale from one to over nine thousand? Moral: Watch out ladies, I can only take care of so many of you... (you have kids? Meh, get lost,nothing personal, just you know... your kid)

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