- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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You look... clean

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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Golf.

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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