"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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will you marry me

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greetings clarisse...

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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