girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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Get in the van.

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Billy Hill: Man...THAT WAS GOOD SEX! I am glad I did not just bring one of those bitches that I usually drag home, your great Currie... great pussy! Ok Currie time to go home! Currie: meow... Moral: And you think that by bitches he meant bad women ahahahahha... BIlly Hill! Ring a bell nao?

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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