I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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cockface

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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