I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Man: Honestly! I am just desperate, and besides you are damn hot! Woman: Lets go to your place ;) Moral: This works, the anti-part is that no one will believe me nor try it themselves... Incredible how the easiest way is the least used...

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Get in the van.

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Welcome to DIE!

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Hey wanna smash pissers?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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