-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Hey girl, I May not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! ;)

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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