At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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