So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Man: Wanna go to my home and have sex? Woman: Well... OK! Man: Wow you are easy!... wait! Where are you going? COME BACK! Moral: They are not easy, they just like a man with balls... and you where obviously not one of them... LAME OVER.

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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sound of zipper

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Golf.

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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