I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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