-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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You look... clean

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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