Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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free candy....

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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adam burdass

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-I love you.

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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all in all it was a good orgy

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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