What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Man: DAMN BABE YOUR SO DAMN HOT I... Woman: You know what? Im so sick of you guys hitt... Man: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEEEEEEEEEES THIS IS DELISHUSH! Woman: WHAT HAPPENED? :O Man: Huh? Never mind, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Moral man: Hey ladies... wanna read my "moral man original jokes?" then you are at the right place! Just scroll down the newest section and you will feel, insulted, charmed, happy, sad, and all that stuff you always wanted! Except beaten up... Moral man do other things to women... BTW I used to write comics (not draw them) for STUPIDO once... well I cant say more... Girl: "Reads": OMG I SO WANT YOU! Moral: If you are gonna like me less (or more) because of the "infomercial" nature of this anti-joke, then you must be the kind that yells to the TV a lot, and throw bricks at the television when it says "this show is presented by" So just do it, prove you are a nutcase, give me that luxury.

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Soon

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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rohypnol. rape drug

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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