-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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you look like my mother

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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