why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Man:Yeah, hey yo I'm feelin' like Ray Charles I got my shades on, I don't know where they are You couldn't find me even if you had a radar And I spit rapidly AKAR! Woman: OK ok so you claim to be Ray Charles and all, not that you look like him nor have the same voice... but tell me, how the hell did Ray Charles himself manage to get himself stuck in the ladies sauna room eh? Man: To catch the sight of them boobies! I mean... uh... I do not know young lady, I must feel my way out of here, I hmm... no, this is too soft and round to be a doorknob, and this one is too big and round... hmm... maybe if I try lower I will... oh excuse the pole its my walking stick which I keep in my pants...

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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You allergic to semen?

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Man: HELP! I am dying of disease and have only one day left to live! My only wish... "sob" is to procreate... to have a son or a daughter... Woman: Aww... well maybe I can help you... Man: :D I cant believe it (tears in eyes) Woman: What are you dying of? Man: Aids... Woman proceeds to disappear in a ball of smoke. Moral of the story: Dunno find it yourself ffs I dont even know why people read this crap... funny typing it though.. thumbs ups for that :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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Gaywatch starts

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nice kid... want another?

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