You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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jack sanders

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I'll eat your poop

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Pooh... my my... it sure its fucking cold outside, I have cooled down now, excuse me while I get back to... My well... Je ne sais quoi... Allright, foursome sex! There you got it, thumb this bitch down because I dont like bragging, but these girls dared me to do it, and we all gotta provide and share ;) Moral: I am the only man of course feck! The alternative is disguting!

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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