I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Do you want to see something swell?

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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