This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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-hey, come here a minute.

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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