Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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At a huge bar only known as Castlevania... Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert! Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute! Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all! Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,, Woman: You are quite the nutjob man... Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! Woman: EEEK! Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont? Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS! *Man on fire*: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!! Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

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Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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You look exactly like my sister.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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