At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Have you met Ted?

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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