Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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-Get in the Van

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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