He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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Not a pickup line, but sincerity: Look for somebody you like, it does not matter what in particular you love about this person, so lets put me as the guy in two examples. Me: Lovely scarf you got there. Woman: Here take it. Me: Wow. Its no typical me to be into women's clothing in fact I do not give a damn about clothing at all, so I ask my female friends to buy clothes for me to pick up what they think I look my best in, I mean what is wrong by looking good in the eyes of your girls eh? but I must really have loved that scarf, because it was no pick up failure, because in this example I sincerely loved that scarf... Now this one. Me: I love that scarf you got there. Woman: Sigh, take it and leave me alone. Me: Here, have it back, I do not like the scarf, I like how beautiful you make the scarf look, are you willing to give me a chance, to get to know the girl that can make this scarf so beautiful? You are female and resist me? That is okay, you do however give me the motivation to become a better person, so that you might give me another chance, sometime if we meet again, and if we do not, thank you for giving me so much already. Honesty Pros: No lies Cons: I am experienced with being myself P Lies: Pros: Hey a free scarf I pretend to like yay? Cons: If you have what it takes, why do you then have to lie? Then you are not only lying to her, but also to yourself. And if your lie works, how many lies will you have to keep creating, until the fear of failure rather than the peace and love, breaks your heart and hers? Moral: Sure you know now you lie about the scarf, about her shirt, about her wig, and you lose a lot... But if you had to lie about it, admit it or live in self denial: You lost nothing sir! You never had it in the first place

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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Want to go out? No

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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