You look exactly like my sister.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Man: Hey whore! I got a job for you! A blow-Job... get it? HAR HAR HARR! Woman: Wtf? Man: Just a joke whore... wanna come to my place?

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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