What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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—hey girl, how about you give me your phone number and I'll pay half of your order. —sure *passes a paper and paid for the things. The girl walked away* The boy flips open the paper "911, call my dad and ask for me"

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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Man: What did you say this horrible machine did look like? Woman: It was terrible it was like a man sized yellow and red robot that shoot lasers! After I refused its offer to come home with him he shoot lasers and destroyed my house... buah ;( ;( Man: That is terrible! Despicable! We have to do something about this! Such a beautiful supermodel should never go trough such a terrible atrocity! Woman: Buah... sigh... sniff... I know... but it was terrible! Man: so so my lady... you can come live with me in my giant mansion and we can have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves and relax... ;) Woman: Thank you Mr.Stark... Man: Oh Just call me Iron Ma... I mean Tony!

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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greetings clarisse...

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Man: DAMN BABE YOUR SO DAMN HOT I... Woman: You know what? Im so sick of you guys hitt... Man: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEEEEEEEEEES THIS IS DELISHUSH! Woman: WHAT HAPPENED? :O Man: Huh? Never mind, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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