can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Do you want to see something swell?

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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Welcome to DIE!

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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