So when' the baby due?

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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Hello children! :D

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Criminals are even more smarter these days My wife woke me up in the middle of the night and said that there were burglars downstairs so I went quietly looking for them when I realised I'm not married

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