Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

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Hey girl, you a single mom I heard, I love that. Really? :D SURE! Hey just between us, how sexy are your kids on a scale from one to over nine thousand? Moral: Watch out ladies, I can only take care of so many of you... (you have kids? Meh, get lost,nothing personal, just you know... your kid)

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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