Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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