Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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Woman: Hey hot stuff! Are you new around he... Man: Eh, I am not comfortable with women hitting on me, even hot ones like you, its just uh... awkward and... Woman: uh sorry, its not like I was hitting on you nor anything ;), Why dont you hit on me? Man: Uh... I err.. how you... uh... *the guy proceeds to stare at the floor for the next five minutes then runs out crying* Moral: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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all in all it was a good orgy

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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Woman: Hey is it true you black men have big penises? Black Man: Hell yeah woman! Mine is so big, its at least three times longer than my fist and at least 4 times as wide! Lets go get some hoe! Woman: Uh... well uh... its just that... uh... Moral: Be careful for what you wish for, when fantasy becomes reality... it may hurt....

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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