roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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Penis. I got it

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