What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-I love you.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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