The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Stories from real life part whatever: Me as a twelve year old: Yeah I am incredibly experienced with girls, I mean I know I look very young for a eighteen year old man, but I consider it a advantage of mine... Seventeen year old girl: Really? You are eighteen? Me: Of course, besides II have had intercourse hundred of times, mostly with married women, I enjoy being their "guilty pleasure" Girl: I bet you haven't seen boobs like these though! *shows me boobs* Me: OMG! HOLY SHIT REAL BEEWBS! OMG HOLY CRAP THEY LOOK INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT EVERYONE I JUST SAW REAL LIFE TITS! I am a winner! Last thing I remember was getting slapped several times and getting spit on, I was too damn happy to give a damn, I was victory. Moral: had you asked me if it worked by then id say "hell yes!", today I doubt it worked as well as it could have...

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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why are you you touching me ????

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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