Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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You look... clean

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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Do you want to see something swell?

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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Im gonna rape you..

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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