If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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I have no gag reflex.

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Stop Footing Around

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Happy BirthdaySean!

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