roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

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MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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-Get in the Van

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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