Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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You look exactly like my sister.

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Man and girl talking: Girl: ARE YOU GETTING A HARDON? Man: You think I am a pervert or something? Of course not! Its just the hamster I keep between my ballsack!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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