M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Guy: What's your name? Girl: Damisha. Guy: I can't believe it! You're called just like my highschool's platonic love. Girl: Impossible, I just made it up.

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Man: HELP! I am dying of disease and have only one day left to live! My only wish... "sob" is to procreate... to have a son or a daughter... Woman: Aww... well maybe I can help you... Man: :D I cant believe it (tears in eyes) Woman: What are you dying of? Man: Aids... Woman proceeds to disappear in a ball of smoke. Moral of the story: Dunno find it yourself ffs I dont even know why people read this crap... funny typing it though.. thumbs ups for that :D

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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my dick is 2 inches

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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