- Anti-Pickup Line

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

rohypnol. rape drug

GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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