- Anti-Pickup Line

If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

Give me some sugar... honey.

Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

Moral man enters a bar and spots a sad girl. MMan: Why so sad? Lady: My father died... MMan: And you want him to see you sad, from wherever he may be? Lady: No but how am I supposed to be happy about it? MMan: Remember the happy days you spent, because they are many more than the days you will see his gravestone, and if nothing else, we can always keep those alive within our heart happily, as long as we are happy in OUR heart... Moral: I would have called this meaningless bull before, but this is a true story, and those words are the reason I just celebrated my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, the most amazing girl ever... which just sang out of joy btw... I may be different... but if a man can keep those he loves happy, he is indeed a true man... Ok now she wants to know what I am typing, so I say nothing and put this self brag away, because I share with you, but heck, what am I? Somekind of romantic? Answer: Meh, I am the ever lovable jerk you may not like, but cant stop loving once you know me either... The anti-part? Dunno, dont care :D

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

Wanna have sex?

Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

Anti-Pickup Line

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