Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Man enters bar: Man: is there any... I mean ANY woman that would not instantly reject me here? If there is, I would like her... or in worst case scenario, HIM that she/he is very special to me and has the most beautiful eyes ever... THANK YOU

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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