Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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