boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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I have no gag reflex.

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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"Don't scream"

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