Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Get in the van.

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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