Glass Basketball

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Male: Get in the van.

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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