-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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At a bar. M: I so wanna sex you! W: What? :) M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA! W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :( M: Stop screwing with me bitch! W: I dont have no itch... :/ *The man gets insulted and leaves* Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though... Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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