Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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I hate you already.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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