You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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*Girl walks into restaurant* - Hi, are you sap666 from the dating site? - I'm going to kill your family! Since then, socially awkward penguin never dated anymore....

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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