Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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Man: What did you say this horrible machine did look like? Woman: It was terrible it was like a man sized yellow and red robot that shoot lasers! After I refused its offer to come home with him he shoot lasers and destroyed my house... buah ;( ;( Man: That is terrible! Despicable! We have to do something about this! Such a beautiful supermodel should never go trough such a terrible atrocity! Woman: Buah... sigh... sniff... I know... but it was terrible! Man: so so my lady... you can come live with me in my giant mansion and we can have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves and relax... ;) Woman: Thank you Mr.Stark... Man: Oh Just call me Iron Ma... I mean Tony!

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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Jdkfk

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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