"Next!"

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY! Ungrateful kids... Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Bonus because nobody loves you :( Me? People either love me around here, or you know... cough... psst...rapeandie? Lets keep that a secret between us and EEEEEVEEEERYBODY ELLLLLLLSSEEEEEE (SECRET ABOVE ALERT ALERT ALERT!) Sosiopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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