Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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I'll eat your poop

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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