Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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Real life number XX: Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there. Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it... At nighttime: Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me! Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually? Me: Yeah! duh! Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little? Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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are you on fire?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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You look... clean

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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