Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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