I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Man: Hello there my name is... Woman: I wish you where water... Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast. Woman: You did not let me finish! Man: Whatever, gotta go... Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨ Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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