Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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Walking to your car alone later?

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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