Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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You smell just like my mom...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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