Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Walking to your car alone later?

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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At a bar (for originality`s sake :P) Man: Hello would you want to come home with me and uckucukucekcuah cough... AAAAAARRrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dies of heart attack) Woman: Wow that was an original line, ok ill come home with you... err... hello... uh... is everything okay? Moral: Despite this "joke" death is rarely a good pickup line.

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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