Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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