My therapist says I should meet new people.

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Guy: What's your name? Girl: Damisha. Guy: I can't believe it! You're called just like my highschool's platonic love. Girl: Impossible, I just made it up.

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GIRL: Has anyone ever told you how hansom you are? MAN: My mother, some of her older friends, and beautiful women your age that I end up sleeping with.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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You look exactly like my sister.

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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