Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Golf.

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

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