Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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-Do you like me? -No

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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who wants to play EPAR

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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Man: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the MoralmanBitch! *Throws couch at woman* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH!* Woman: *dead* Man:Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up or ill have my way with you!... Moral got jugs! Moral: Works every time

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