Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Hey... wanna hang out with a guy that thumbs ups his own comments? ;)

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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