Stable relationships are for horses.

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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