He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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At a bar (for originality`s sake :P) Man: Hello would you want to come home with me and uckucukucekcuah cough... AAAAAARRrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dies of heart attack) Woman: Wow that was an original line, ok ill come home with you... err... hello... uh... is everything okay? Moral: Despite this "joke" death is rarely a good pickup line.

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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-Get in the Van

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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