Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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*a guy and a girl meet at a bar and has a great conversation* girl - can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call him when I found someone better. boy - sure, here you go *gives phone* girl - *silence* *after awkward phone call* boy - give me my phone back girl - you dont seem to get it do you... boy - give me my phone back girl - *silence* boy - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK YOU BITCH *boy takes out a shotgun with him and repeatedly shoots girl* *girl dodges and takes a bazooka and aims for boy* *boy manages to get out of the bar* *boy installs bomb in center of bar* *boy leaves bar* *everyone attempts to get out of bar* *boy locks the door* boy - Yippie kai yay, moth- *explosion* *everyone dies* MORAL OF THE STORY - DO NOT GO INTO A BAR

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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- You look really nice - I know

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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