If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Soon

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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