You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

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So when' the baby due?

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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EVERYONE ELSE

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Male: Get in the van.

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