You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Woman: Hey hot stuff! Are you new around he... Man: Eh, I am not comfortable with women hitting on me, even hot ones like you, its just uh... awkward and... Woman: uh sorry, its not like I was hitting on you nor anything ;), Why dont you hit on me? Man: Uh... I err.. how you... uh... *the guy proceeds to stare at the floor for the next five minutes then runs out crying* Moral: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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