hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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Glass Basketball

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