Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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whats up ho

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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